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Within a crystalline womb, drown 3 grams of pine cone in one liter of neutral alcohol: splinters of resin torn from the forest, coagulated sap from a vegetal corpse.
Add 1 gram of dried pine mushroom, fungal flesh that exhales the stench of rotten earth and the dampness of that which decomposes beneath the bark.
Cut half a star anise and cast it in cautiously, for a larger amount might awaken something in the mixture that we may not be able to put back to sleep.
Let the liquid agonize for twenty-four hours in complete darkness, while the botanicals bleed their essence and stain the alcohol a dirty amber.
Strain the concoction through a cloth, tearing away the vegetal entrails that have already served their sentence.
Seal the vessel and abandon it for seven days in the darkness, so that the anti-elixir may ripen its instinct for annihilation.
Finally, drink it until you lose yourself in its corrupted nectar.

(Add sugar if you are a piece of shit)

The cloth used for straining should preferably have been pissed on by an owl and left to air-dry. If one is unavailable, a cloth pissed on by any bird with a hostile stare and left to air-dry may be used instead.

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